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Tuna monster

Food that will smell bad as it rots (e. g. tuna fish) intentionally left hidden where it will bother and confuse someone.
“I threaten to nail my obnoxious neighbor with a tuna monster at least once a month.”

“I left a tuna monster for my former roommate- inside the curtain rods and down inside the holes in the floor where the old-school radiators used to be!”
by s22901 May 4, 2018
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monster times

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The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green
"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"
by Jonty September 8, 2004
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Woods Monster

A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.
Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!
by Orbert83 August 14, 2020
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Butter Monster

but-ter mon-ster
/bootuh monstuhr/

A really blonde person. Typically a very weird blonde person that has tendencies to act out. For example: acting like a furry, squealing, screeching, etc. The Butter Monster also likes butter to the gallons. Practically made out of grease. Many people do not like the Butter Monster, but there are some exceptions.
Oh no! The Butter Monster is going to get ya!”
by evelygeo March 15, 2023
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Heartbeat Monster

Someone who uses a heartbeat Monitor for no reason
This fucking bomb squad issa heartbeat monster.
by The unholy October 19, 2020
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Jiggle monster

A fat man that comes out from under your bed and "jiggles" his jelly rolls around (He typically harasses your private parts). After he finnishes his ceromony, he then runs away and climbes underneath another person's bed for the next person to get spooked.
That jiggle monster gave me a hard on last night. Good thing I got it over with now though.
by Dicklepickle101 June 16, 2017
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Monster Chug

A method of alchohol consumption by which the drinker pulls his shirt from his waist completely over his head, thus creating a "monster", and consuming their beverage through their shirt.
Let's all do a monster chug to celebrate that touchdown!
by Danw84 October 29, 2009
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