Limping Coyote

A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.

Dude, is that poster of Donatella Versace your limping coyote?

by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016

limping balls

Balls that became so small like a limping cow.

Kevin's limping balls are fartingly painful after a major shook up at the Jerking club.

by Mewmewcow September 21, 2017

Limpe

Referring to yourself. Me

Limpe handsome. Limpe stronger than you.

by Herculesnaga November 21, 2017

Limplementation

Getting across the line in the last possible second, in the least convincing way.

Yet again, Malcolm's pulled off another splendid limplementation!

by the limplementor April 14, 2018

Limpdick

Your dick is limp

Kanye west had a limpdick

by Sirfucksalot666 July 24, 2018

limpdickositous

Limpdickostous is a disorder wher no matter how hard a man tries his penis stays limp as a noodle with the only chance of a stiffy would come from watching reruns of American Gladiators.

I can’t believe Wilfong has cum down with limpdickositous.

by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019

Limplip

A lousey pussy eater

That limplip needs some pussy eating lessons

by Staminiaman of oregon November 27, 2019