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Sri Lankan 

When you have a shower straight after having a shit because you have no toilet paper
“There’s no bog roll
Just have a Sri Lankan then mate”
Sri Lankan by joeynned June 8, 2019

sri lankan 

the maddest fkn race in the goddamn world!! if i find out who u r mudafkr ill fuk u up so bad
sri lankan by Anonymous October 8, 2003
Landen is a dick
Landen by Brothebro April 9, 2017
big buck tooth ass nigga sucking dicks all the time can't keep them out his mouth
aye landyn can you suck this dick .

landon-typical boy 

yea they are hot as shit, but they are assholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small dicks. they convince themselves that they have big cocks which is why at sleep overs they compare their dick sizes...hhmmmm
Landon Guy: My penis is fucking huge...let me just whip it out
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!

landingpadhifi

Landing Pad HiFi is a collective of DJs, Musicians, Producers, and Promoters founded in Dallas in the spring of 1994. Landing Pad HiFi has the expressed goal of countering the negative tendencies in music today. Landing Pad HiFi is a Rescue Mission!
Landing Pad HiFi is a Rescue Mission!
landingpadhifi by Joe and Angie April 30, 2005