John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster

a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.

Lover: oh, I love John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster. They have such a creamy barbecue penis vagina hole.

by unclebernardbakaslutbussylick June 5, 2021

Jonasism

The religion of worshipping the Jonas Brothers.

Me and Jimmy have recently converted to Jonasism.

Jonasism is the greatest, most elite religion there is!

by Zymbles April 1, 2019

Jonasized

to have your whole room filled with Jonas Brothers posters/memorabilia. It also means to be completely and utterly obsessed with the Jo Bros.

Girl 1- Is your whole room like jonasized??!"
Girl 2- OMG HELL YES!

by katelyn92 January 11, 2008

jonasing

A commonly used verb meaning doing anything relating to the jonas brothers such as listening to their music, thinking about them, or looking at pictures.

"So what are you going to do today?"
"Oh, I'm just jonasing at my house,"

by Abby212121 March 22, 2008

jonased

to be graced by the jonas brothers <3

last night, allison and me were jonased at their concert at atlantic city <3333

by Michellelovesthejb March 22, 2008

jonasitis

It means to be addicted to the Jonas brothers and their music.

OMJ, I think I have Jonasitis.

by Sarita Marita July 7, 2008

Jonased

When oral sex is performed on an individual (male or female)while said individual is driving a motor vehicle

While I was driving my new girlfriend to my mom and dad's place for dinner she inquired "have you ever been jonased?" "Not by someone as talented as you" was my reply. "Well pull down your pants and I will jonas you like you have never been jonased before."

by downtown duke March 13, 2009