Host Clubbie

A fan of Ouran High school Host Club who is very frequently participating in the fandom

"they are such a host clubbie"

by J-dope_bro January 7, 2023

Hostage Smile

When someone is told to smile and it doesn't look genuine

Jacob was told to smile and it looked like a Hostage Smile

by JLozada3 January 12, 2023

hoestel (hoe-stel)

The home of an adult who is gullible enough to allow a houseguest who contributes nothing but sexual favors. Said person might be prone to local band members, or sad poets.

Loren's apartment is becoming a real hoestel (hoe-stel)! After the drummer moved in, she let the bass player stay there, borrow her car, and eat her food! I don't see why, the band is not that good!

by Curiosity Thrilled the >(^.^)< February 25, 2023

hosstile takeover

An invasion of valuable real estate by half-ton four-legged animals dat neigh and whinny.

Little Joe Cartright's lumbering big brother led a herd of saddle-nags onto a NEIGHboring parcel of grassland owned by da sheep-ranch next door, and let said large maned critters graze and poop all over it --- talk about a HOSStile takeover!

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

hosstage

A prized equine dat you hold captive for leveraging your bargaining power.

If Ben Cartwright's kidnappers had hauled off his towering middle son instead, they would not likely have been able to detain their hosstage for long --- said burly behemoth would likely have simply clobbered said outlaws to get away; he would not have had to resort to brain-power strategizing da way his less-tall-statured Paw had to do.

by QuacksO April 9, 2023

Host Covert

Another way of asking someone to commit ritual suicide with you

Bob: Jake... Please host Covert.

Jake: Fine then, *slits his throat*

by bigman2323 April 29, 2023

Holst sized orchestra

A Extremely extremely extremely large orchestra with many parts to it with about 30 different instruments and 10 different parts to each instrument there are instances where you can’t even have eight French horn parts

The name came from the instrumentation used in the planets by Gustav Holst

A holst sized orchestra will cost a lot

by Fruit Hunter June 14, 2023