Color Guard

The name for a person of the opposite sex that act as if they're more attractive than the average attractive person, but are in actualality far below sub par. Normally playing hard to get, the average Color Guarder is seen as an obstruction from what you are exactly trying to see, such as a clock, the blackboard, or an elephant. Does not pertain to someone at least semi-attractive. Originates from the term Color Guard meaning the portion of a school band the waves the school flag and colors. These people are over pompous because of their position and place among the social ranks, and have much bigger heads than they should (in a non-literal sense, though they're actual heads may be enlarged due to their imparing hideousness).

*Alex quickly glimpses at a movement in the corner of his eye, just to find the site of a fat chick coincidentally having the same experience as he.*

"Oooh, boy, why you lookin', you can't have this! I'm lookin' gooooood! Playa please, ya'll will never get something THIS good lookin'!"

Alex: "I-... I'm sorry, excuse me, I wasn't looking at - "

Color Guard: "Boy, I know you want this but mm, mm, mm, you ain't havin' this! Uh-uh-uh!"

by Persephone's Vacuum January 22, 2005

Color Guard

A group of girls who are often to fugly to make the cheerleading squad.

Those girls will never make cheerleading, they are in the color guard unit for sure.

by White_sox November 13, 2005

gimar

Someone like ice cream and wants to do things half asked. Cannot handle alcohol and tends to pass out. Loves to be with Carlos.

Yo that gimar be dumb as hell.

by Juliexristwin May 26, 2021

gimarion

Always there cares for you very attractive and knows how to fight

That GIMARION kid is so attractive and whooped TAYLORs ass

by 💀🦆🌭❌⬛️🤞🏾 November 25, 2021

Redstar Guard

1.(n) A lower rank guard of the Redstar Resistance, usually volunteered or newly drafted.

The Redstar Guard stood perfectly still while guarding the Air Resistance Base of Russia as Nikolai,the best Redstar Agent Redstar Forces had ever seen, ran through the gates for air transport to Chicago, America.

by Nikolai September 6, 2003

Sober Guardian

If you know you are going to be totally wasted, A sober guardian is a close friend who plans to stay sober and make sure you don't do anything stupid.

yeah I was so wasted but luckily My sober guardian kept me in check

by Alriiiiight! July 4, 2011

post guardianship stress disorder

Post guardianship stress disorder is a condition similar to post-traumatic stress disorder affecting 20+ adults and causing them to display emotional problems of a type usually found in teenagers. It is caused by a history of rough legal guardianship by guardians who "wanted the best for you" and/or very good memory, preventing affected people from forgetting the hell it was to be under a legal guardian. Mind you, people with post guardianship stress disorder are NOT age queers, they do NOT wish they were real teenagers again any more than Holocaust survivors wish they were back in concentration camp. Quarterlife crisis is not post guardianship stress disorder although it often strikes at a similar stage of life, but for very different reasons. To be considered a sufferer of post guardianship stress disorder your emotional problmes have to be caused by what your legal guardians or equivalent did legally to you "doing their job", not by people breaking the law.

I have post guardianship stress disorder.

by TheRealBRAIN!!! January 9, 2016