glomp

What Shelley does.
A cross between a hug and a tackle or sometimes a pounce, usually a friendly form of greeting.

Shelley: "M!!! Hi!" *glomps*
M: "Choking! not breathing!"
Shelley: *crushes ribs*

by Duskatala October 8, 2011

glory hole

The space between two moving platforms at the production Gloria!

watch out for the glory hole!

by anon7630 December 4, 2011

glom

approximately the sound one would make when choking on a man's cock or balls while performing a blow job.

Man: Oh, yeah, that's nice...
Woman: <glom>

by CellBlock October 4, 2004

Morning Glory

When your mad at your partner for not giving you any sex the night before, you wake up in the morning and start to masturbate in front of their face. Right when your about to come, you wake them up and blow your load in their face.

My girlfriend was pissy and wouldn't give me any, so I gave her a morning glory.

by Grndzro619 December 22, 2008

new found glory

A band that makes terrible cover versions of great old classics such as 'kiss me' and 'my heart will go on'

Scott: Have you heard the song My Heart Will Go On???
Emily: Yea, I like how Celine Dion sings it
Scott: No, the New Found Glory version which has ruined the whole song for me!!!

by Jesus - well not really January 11, 2009

glory cunt

One who always makes the situation about themselves. See: self absorbed

Man, she won't stop talking about herself, what a glory cunt.

by Hairy weiner May 13, 2005

Glom

an exclamatory word; used to interject at specific times when Shit or Fuck is inappropriate or an exclamatory of half strength is needed.

Glom!, (sigh) I just ran out of gasoline on my way to church...

by Mr Morphisto July 14, 2010