mystery fruit

a person who may or may not be "closet gay".

Chris: So did Mac ever come out?

Tommy: No, he's still a mystery fruit.

by RawRaSaurUsOpalous December 7, 2009

uterus fruit

Offspring that spawns from a seeded Uterus

Joe - "I just became a father"

Sam "congratulations on the Uterus fruit"

by Bigthunderrumblefish June 28, 2016

Pee Fruit

Many people in the world call Lemons Pee Fruit. It is also used to bully poor lemons such as lemon't. It is called the pee fruit due to its Yellow shape and the lemon juice looks like pee

Is that a pee fruit? PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT

by Taffy Fps June 2, 2020

Dough Fruit

a fucking piece of shit fruit thats covered in dough yet its a apple, fucking Dough Fruit apple

This fucking 9 year old needs to touch grass with his Dough Fruit comb

by Slakszz March 1, 2023

seedless fruit

Your have one attraction but your lacking in something. Like you could be fine as hell but your breath always smells bad. Or you could be stacking paper but u ugly as sht.

Susan_"Why you dating that seedless fruit?"
Sally_yea I know his breath smells bad but his eyes are so dreamy

by whky April 26, 2014

Fruit cake

Means to be funny and cute at the same time.

Definitely a name to call best friends :)

You’re a fruit cake, and that’s why I like you.

by BlondieThatLikesToSayTrash May 9, 2018

Neck Fruit

The fruit of the neck, as in the head. Used specifically to refer to receiving oral sex.

"Man, I gotta get me some neck fruit tonight."

by SevilSeveril February 23, 2014