Fakery

When you look in a bakery case filled with spectacular looking desserts no one could resist , only to find when you taste them there is no flavor. Usually found in diners with baking on the premises.

I blew 1,000 calories on a cream filled pie from the Fakery case in that all night diner in town !

by susabar August 9, 2010

Flamer/Icer

Flamer- A male who seems gay, but is not.

Icer- A female who seems lesbian, but is not.

Flamer/Icer
(Flamer)
Nice Preppy Girl 1- Omg, that guy is so nice.
Preppy Girl 2- Yeahh, but he's soooo flamingg.
Preppy Girl 3- Major flamer!

(Icer)
Preppy Girl 1- Eww she is such an icer!
Preppy Girl 2- Yeah, how can her boyfriend put up with that??

by Skylina69 February 23, 2011

Flake News

When the journalistic weather industrial complex of so-called meteorologists reports that there is snow in the forecast, but it turns out to be a big sad lie, that's Flake News.

Did you hear the Flake News?
Yeah, meteorologists are full of it! There's no snow at all-- not even one flake!

by NeologianPJG December 5, 2017

Falker

A hard working son of a gun. Someone who is dedicated to what they do, and won't stop until the end result is perfect. A Falker gets sh*t done and looks good doing it. They know how to play hard, but work even harder, and when you need something done, a Falker hops to it RFN (RIGHT FALKING NOW).

We need a falker on this job, STAT.

I really wish we had a falker on our team right about now, this project would be running a lot smoother.

by arealfalker September 12, 2019

faker

when someone pretends to like you because they feel bad

P#1: that guy still likes her
P#2: IKR, he is just faking
p#1: yeah he's a faker

by halo lowis September 15, 2022

Hack Faker

A posting on facebook stating that your account has been hacked and by whom, when in actuality you yourself has posted this in order to explain why you did or said something idiotic that too many people have seen to take back or lie your way out of.

duder 1: (Attached link of bon jovi death) I recieved this from my local news station.

duder 2: Wow thats sad. I miss that fag.

(After 300 responses of sadness and gay jokes)

duder 2: You fucking liar. This is bullshit!

(duder 1 feels stupid - decides to be hack faker)

duder 1: Hacked
Love ya mom.

duder 2: Hacked my ass, you keep fucking lying.

duder 1: Wasn't me, that was my mom, I blocked her from my page, bitch is crazy.

by Umyslowly December 26, 2011

Elephant Flakes

The finest form of well aged ecstasy in large quantities.

After boofing all the elephant flakes I woke up in canadian sweatpants.

by Puff the magic dragon April 13, 2013