feisty wildcat

a hot girl on her way to being a milf. see sexy
Her feisty personality will for sure give u a boner.

fuck.. selena gomez is a feisty wildcat.

by sexxxxxxxxxxxxxpornx January 23, 2011

kelk fest

a amazing festival held at the village of kelk, on a farm. where only cool people attend to have fun. the word HEMRO originated at kelk fest.

"i got hemro'd kelk fest 06" yer man were jocks!!

john headlam especially enjoyed kelk fest

by timmy headlam May 20, 2007

Spank Fest

Masturbating all day. Spanking the monkey multiple times the same day.

Wilber's wife and kids left the house for the day so he ordered porn and engaged in an all day Spank Fest..

by jizmaster2000 February 19, 2011

festa

Festa is a very rare disease only found in the Miami suburb of Hialeah. Particularly the area surrounding, but not limited to, Hialeah Senior High. Although there is some speculation as to how one can contract it, scientist believe it is via coming in contact with bodily fluids such as skeet and feces. The disease goes through 79 stages before finally killing the victim in agonizing fashion, usually with the genitalia of the victim falling off.

As of 2006, there is only one known victim in the United States.

Boy: I have stage 69 Festa.
Girl: So all your pubes fell off?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Damn.

by MAFHialeah November 5, 2006

Festing

The act of participating in one of the following: Troutfest, Manfest, Prittsfest, or Toonfest. Festing consists of doing one or all of the following: jumping fires, playing air guitar with a pump shotgun, ripping nuts until your vehicle over heats, ripping nuts in random fields/yards, massive consumption of alcohol, crashing jeeps into telephone poles, eating raw or partially cooked meat, head banging to metallica, tool...etc, making fun of the deigo...................

"Too much festing will lead to suspension"
"Those damn festers took my Italian license plate!"
"we're done!...fested to hard...it's over Johnny!"
"Slackjaw was the honorary festee"

by plowdriver101 August 15, 2012

liquid festival

a nice and warm swirl of sperm from at least 4 different races and 2 different generations of people. This normally takes place once a year in your mom's anus.

"Are you going to attend the liquid festival this year? your mom is going to be there!"

by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

Struggle Fest

A continuation of failures or failed attempts at completing a task over a period of time.

"Did you see Taylor last night?"

"Yeahh, Struggle Fest O'10 right there.."

by jbear2011 March 27, 2010