Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.

I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.

by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024

Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.

I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.

by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024

Japanese Snow Ferret

Verb-When you do blow off a Japanese man’s dick and then he bends you over and anally pleasures you.

I can hardly sit down after I was Japanese snow ferreted last night.

by Snowqueen May 24, 2024

The law of the forgetful mind

The law of the forgetful mind states that if you do something and someone forgets you did or if you take something and someone forgets about it you have now gotten away with that action.

“Yeah I’m still using their skateboard because they forgot I had it, gotta love the law of the forgetful mind.”

by Stefonson December 29, 2024

Slide the ferret

A ripoff of sonic the hedgehog but its better than sonic the hedgehog

Kelsey: Hey Craig do you and JP wanna get Slide the ferret

Craig: Y’know i like that game

JP: Wait isn't this a ripoff of Sonic The Hedgehog

Craig: Yo JP Stop being a party pooper and lets go to Gamestop

Craig Kelsey and JP begged Bernard to drive them

Bernard starts the car then arrives at gamestop

Kelsey then Orders the game

Her bird Mortimer chirped *I like it

Craig: I cant wait to play it

JP gives in and says lets play it

Craig Kelsey and JP went home

Craig Adds Kelsey and JP on Xbox

Kelsey and JP seeing Username Craig Williams it and clicks accept

Craig saw Kelsey Pokoly and JP Mercer Accepted his friend request

Then Craig Kelsey and JP played Slide the ferret Happily ever after

by Fucking definitions for ya January 29, 2026

Say it and forget it. Write it and regret it

A phrase referring to how words are communicated. Spoken words are fleeting and easily forgotten. Written words, on the other hand, are permanent and can have lasting consequences.

MIKE: Man, that's the third time Bobby's disrespected my mom on Facebook. I'm gonna comment that next time I see him, I'll beat his ass

JOHN: Don't do it. You can get in serious trouble with the law for that. Say it and forget it. Write it and regret it.

by TommyNoleBuc February 11, 2026

Streets Won't Forget

A player whose legacy lives in memory rather than records. Known for electrifying peaks of form, unorthodox skill, or pure entertainment value, they may never have sustained elite success or received major public recognition, yet those who watched them know how special they were.

Their greatness exists in moments and eras, not in medals. Long after statistics fade and headlines move on, their name still comes up in conversations that start with “you had to be there.” They are remembered not for what they won, but for how they made the game feel.

Friend 1: “The Streets Won't Forget junior year, Marcus.”
Friend 2: “Brudda, the streets never knew you.”
Friend 1: “I was cooking. Ask anyone.”
Friend 2: “Anyone from where, your bench?”
Friend 1: “Nah, I had highlights.”
Friend 2: “Two clips on your mom’s Facebook isn’t SWF.”
Friend 1: “You just weren’t there.”
Friend 2: “Exactly. Nobody was.”

by kbdou February 20, 2026