When someone you know is driving a tractor and has their phone in their back pocket and pocket texts you over and over for an hour without realizing it.
Guy 1: What are all these stupid ass texts that make no sense about?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I left my phone in my back pocket while I was using the excavator and I must have text you on accident.
Guy 1: Well lock your keypad you stupid tard-farmer.
Guy 2: Sorry man, I left my phone in my back pocket while I was using the excavator and I must have text you on accident.
Guy 1: Well lock your keypad you stupid tard-farmer.
by El Davo XXXIV September 12, 2011
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A person who farts into another person's anus, causing the first fart to amalgamate with the recipient's fart creating a mixture of the two farts.
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Get the Farmer Brown mug.n. derivation of "FAF" (Fuck And Forget) 1. an attractive woman that would only be good for a one night stand
2. an attractive woman who's personality is unattractive, but who's body is built for sex
v. to have sex with a faffer
2. an attractive woman who's personality is unattractive, but who's body is built for sex
v. to have sex with a faffer
She's not really the type of girl you'd wanna date. Yeah, she's a real faffer.
The chick won't shut up about herself, but I'd still faffer.
The chick won't shut up about herself, but I'd still faffer.
by johnnyb May 13, 2005
Get the faffer mug.When a man complains a lot, one says he has a vagina. When he complains even more it means he has sand in his vagina. But when a man continues to complain, he slowly turns that grain of sand into a pearl. Therefore becoming a "pearl farmer".
Nick: "Man, this sucks, I just moved that yesterday, now they want me to move it again today. My fucking back is killing me"
Jerry: "Dude, quit being such a pearl farmer and just fuckin' move it."
Jerry: "Dude, quit being such a pearl farmer and just fuckin' move it."
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