Definitions by SnailFarmer

Tres 

Taking a dump so big it surpasses a Deuce

I just dropped a Tres in the ladies room, it took 3 flushes and pushing it town with my foot to get rid of it.

Tres by SnailFarmer December 18, 2017

Rasberry Cheesecake 

You fuck a girl on her period without a rubber, cum in her then eat her out. When you finish your face looks like you just ate a Rasberry Cheese cake.

My friend Murphy told me he fucked a girl on her period then ate her out, when he was done he looked like he won a Rasberry Cheesecake eating contest.

Rasberry Cheesecake by SnailFarmer May 7, 2017

snail farmer 

What you tell your friends you do for a living to explain all the snail trails left by a ladies juices all over your dress shirt because she used your face as a saddle before going out for the evening.

Sorry I'm late guys.... Oh my shirt... I am a snail farmer now, didn't I tell you?

snail farmer by SnailFarmer September 20, 2013