Hot tub fail - the accident

A disgusting video, I rather not watch it if you enjoy chocolate milk :), so a young guy is hooking up with 3 girls and one of the girl shitted in the hot tub by accident, so never eat before you go in a hot tub and always poop in the bathroom before you go into a hot tub. :)

Homie 1: yo who wants chocolate milk, I got these from walmart
Homie 2: Me!
Homie 3: ...
Homie 2: whats wrong homie 3?
Homie 3: uhh, Hot tub fail - the accident?
Homie 2 and 1: uhh...

by Homies3washere October 11, 2023

On a Scale of 1-Fail

When a comment, idea or situation is so bad it requires a rating on a scale.

Because Scales and Fails are SRS BSNESS

"On a scale of 1-Fail, I'm feeling your idea is all fail"

"On a scale of 1-Fail Steve, your comments on late-term abortions are pointing towards fail"

"After telling my friends I had important work to be doing and couldn't come to some chicks b-day party at work, yet instead sat in my underwear sweating profusely until 3am pounding the ass of a giant dragon with an extremely low chance of dropping some sort of epic item for my elf alter-ego

At this point I Realised, On a Scale of 1-Fail.. My Life was all Fail"

"Steve: Oh god man, I sneezed so hard I think.. I think I shat my pants.

Dave: I'm not even bringing the scale in on this one, gtfo Steve, I Don't even know why we hang with you man"

by Phauxed June 13, 2010

epic fail

George W. Bush's presidency.

Me: 8 years wasted... George W. Bush shall be known as the greatest epic fail ever made between a man and a woman.

Dave Chappell: Word.

by wholeoh March 30, 2009

Fail

A common term these days used by people in humourous, blunderous or stupid situations. It is commonly used online in a comical way especially on websites such as this and You-Tube and MSN conversations.

When a 16 year old gets owned by his mother in front of a supermarket - You say "Fail" at the 14 year old

Patrick Star lecturing Spongebob Squarepants on the concept of "fail": "I fail. You fail. He- she- me... fail. Fail; Failing; (We'll have thee fail; Failrama); Failology; the study of Fail. It's first grade Spongebob."

YouTube: "Fail-Blog ... .org!!"

Mr A: "I like guys u knw"
Mr A: "OMG WRONG CHAT"
Mr B: "LOLO!!!! ~~~ Fail"

by Lelouchvi September 9, 2009

Epic Fail (phail)

Epic Fail:(n)Not your average fail-not just a oops- but a full blown, game over fail.

Epic Phail:(n)The failingest fail that anyone could ever fail. Its worse than Epic fail, so much worse that it can only be spelled Phail.

Epic Fail (phail)

1.That skate boarder just crashed into a pole trying too do a 180. (prime example of Epic Fail)

2.The skate boarder also fell with the pole attached to his helmet into a 1200 ft.deep lake.(prime example of Epic Phail)

by Meek Meek October 20, 2008

Failbox 360

The xbox 360 fails so hard:
RROD
Failing software
Failing service
Failing controller
100% of fail... Call it the failbox, it suits the piece of shit

I got a Failbox 360 and it got RROD

by Georgioz December 16, 2009

Fail Jail

noun. Fail Jail is the zone where one is spiritually sent over the interwebs when they reach an unprecedented level of fail. Also: Faol Gaol, the British version of the term.

Noob 1: Gosh darn golly, I landed on 'Go', that means I get $400 amirite?
Noob 2: This is e-monopoly scrub, there aren't any made up rules. Go directly to FAIL JAIL!!!!11 lul

by Cato525 September 28, 2008