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mole faced dog

Creepy doggo with a friking mole bruh
That stupid mole faced dog
by Yahsjdjrjr October 10, 2019
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Bash fucked

An almost violent expression of passion committed by a woman on her man..
Tom... What is wrong with Scotty? He looks damaged!

Patty... He’s fine, Jenny bash fucked him last night and he’s a little tired
by Scottymac bling October 15, 2019
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Semper Fucked

Term coined from the Marine Corps motto “Semper Fidelis” meaning always faithful. Marines can be found coining this slogan left and right as they’re always getting fucked both mentally and physically.Not only can Marines be found getting fucked by their chain of command and the shitty ass people they work with but also the high and almighty green weenie,the unofficial mascot and asshole slayer of the greatest armed service the United States Marine Corps.
Person 1: listen up assholes you’re to be at the armory at 3am for the 20 mile hike show up late and we’re gonna have some fun.

Everyone fucking else : “Semper Fucked”
by Shdylatina December 4, 2019
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Jesus fucked a monkey!

Phrase used when a pub door swings back and nearly dislodges the pyramid of glasses being carried back to table, or when a twat cyclist speeds through a red light at a pedestrian crossing and almost kills you, or practically anytime 'fuckin hell', 'you fuckin twat', or 'shiiiiiiit' simply doesn't cut the mustard.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
by TauntonJah November 5, 2019
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Cactus Fucked

It's when you get fucked so hard by life that you didn't just get fucked. You got cactus fucked.
I helped rebuild a garage that burnt down, and my buddy gave me a bill after for helping that's when you realized you got cactus fucked.
by Cactus corner April 14, 2021
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Flat faced wanker

English (British) - term used to describe a pug (dog breed)
I need to go to the veterinarian so I can pick up Sophie’s flat faced wanker.
by FIREHUGE May 18, 2022
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Murph-fucked

1600 Calorie - Eat your misses out.
300 Pumps doggy
200 Pumps ‘Special Doggy’
100 Pumps spooning (anal)
1600 Calorie - Blow Job
We did murph-fucked for time.
by BSCRUBH October 30, 2022
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