Eating old asshole off the street

Hitting rock bottom

Have you seen Luke lately? Yeah, he’s been eating old asshole off the street, I really hope he changes his ways…

by Rhonda Santis July 30, 2022

eating dress

Morbidly obese female's favorite dress to wear on special occasions to eat.

Sally May Jessy has on her eating dress since the whole family is going to Golden Corral.

by BrianCharles August 3, 2022

eating pasta

jerking off

1: what are you doing

2: nothing just eating pasta

by ahsujajnans December 2, 2022

eating my head

A figure of speech used to describe when a situation or an event or a person is hypothetically completely consuming you, such as an especially disturbing and chaotic Presidential administration, including the whole grisly post-Presidential aftermath.

It all began in the early stages of the Shyster in Chief’s presidential stint when I began to compulsively submit my words and phrases to Urban Dictionary, that I felt that the simple publication of my sometimes immature and rage-filled humor-rants was a momentary unguent to the preoccupying and sometimes nearly intolerable distress that was eating my head.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2023

head editing

To fuck someone up, mentally or physically.

I'll edit his head for you, man, once it's over he'll pay up just to get me off his ass.

by Ezekiel March 15, 2004

meta-eating

The act of eating a more readily accessible type of food while concurrently pursuing a more difficultly procured food product. This is done in order to save time and/or avoid boredom.

The dining hall was serving salad, paninis, and pizza, the latter two of which had significant waiting lines. Johnson wanted a salad and panini for lunch, so he grabbed a salad and ate it as he stood in line for his sandwich.

"Dude, you're totally meta-eating right now," his friend said.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Johnson replied.

by suffers_the_dining_hall_experi April 4, 2012

bottom eating

An act where you have a partner sit on your face while you try to eat crusted fecal matter from the anus

I tried bottom eating my girlfriend, i can't get the taste of crap out of my mouth.

by Spingeboll April 28, 2014