duterus

A Boy's uterus

"If boy's had uterus's they'd be called duterus's" Tina Belcher

by buttsrkewl April 8, 2015

dutch mouth

When a person types English with spelling that looks more Dutch than it does English.

Person 1: Aeyy wut r yu doenn todae
Person 2: Wow, you have a serious case of dutch mouth.

by Trerry October 11, 2015

dutch mcflurry

Whilst having anal sex, the one giving ejaculates as the one receiving shits themselves, the sex continues though, as the resulting mixture becomes reminiscent of a mcflurry

"I gave that chick a Dutch mcflurry, it was disgusting "

by Mcflurry dutch June 5, 2016

Dutchers Underwear

A mixed drink consisting of Early Times whiskey, diet tonic, pickle juice and a splash of grenadine. Named for the legendary underachiever artist Dutcher.

Known primarily in the Midwest, though the drink is gaining popularity on the east coast with the fledging gay erotica art scene.

I slapped 3 bitches after my third Dutchers Underwear. Bitches ain't shit anyway

by DonaldDickstein September 1, 2016

dutch locker

When you fart in someone else's locker before they open it.

I see that they gave Cindy the old Dutch Locker since she puked in her locker again!

by Fastford48 February 22, 2017

Dutch Wank

When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.

Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank

by Teebster0 June 6, 2018

Dutch Fluff n’ Fan

When the bed sheets are to short to perform an original Dutch Oven, the Dutch Fluff n’ Fan is the perfect alternative.

Performed by releasing the most vile of flatulence under the covers. Then, grabing the edge of the sheet and bed spread, rapidly fan the covers up and down while fluffing the rancid air beneath forward.

Hold your breath and surprise your partner.

I made Rachel gag last night with a Dutch Fluff n’ Fan.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2018