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Dreamsexual/dream stan 

A dreamsexual is the only thing in the LGBTQIA that is NOT valid

A dream Stan is a person who idolizes dream watching his every move

There is nothing wrong with watching dream but having a crush might be a bit too far
person 1: bro did you find out person 3 is a dreamsexual/dream stan
person 2 :NO WAY
person 1:yeah
person 3:hey guys
person 1 and 2 synced:fuck off
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Dreamsexual

Also known as Sognaresexual or Yumesexual. Dreamsexual is when a person only feels Sexual attraction while dreaming but little to no sexual attraction while awake.
Dreamsexual:Hey I’m dreamsexual!
Person:Eww your gross
Dreamsexual:How am I gross?
Person: Your using a content creator to try and be part of the LGBT+

Dreamsexual: Oh no that’s not what it means at all! It’s completely unrelated to Dream!
Person: So what is it then?
Dreamsexual: Here let me explain!

Dreamsexual

Being Dreamsexual or Dreamsexuality is a severe mental disorder in which the patient thinks the youtubers "Dream" and "Georgenotfound" are very hot and the perfect humans.

They suffer from many symptoms such as and not limited to :

A loss of any fatherfigure
A severe allergy to grass and sunlight
Inability to find love
Getting beaten up frequently
Obesity

To identify a dreamsexual you will often hear them say things like :

See : Uses of Dreamsexual in a sentence.

In the case of meeting a Dreamsexual it is important to act quickly.
To defend yourself follow these steps :

1. Get away from the Dreamsexual as fast as possible by following SOWCAG :

Sunlight
The outside world

Crowded areas
Grass

2. If it is nighttime and / or you are unable to find the previous things listed you need to defend yourself :

Do dad jokes, as they are fatherless the confusion caused will give you time to run away.

Look for the nearest blunt object available, blunt force and trauma to the head if applied correctly will incapacitate the Dreamsexual.

How to prevent Dreamsexuality :

1. Make sure to not be active or use the following social medias and games :

Discord
Twitter
Reddit
League of Legends
Raid Shadow Legends
Genshin Impact

2. Go outside at least 20 minutes everyday.

3. Most importantly never interact with the "Dream" and "Georgenotfound" accounts.

Source :

Trust me bro
Person 1 : I love Dream im Dreamsexual

Person 2 : executes SOWCAG

Person 3 : Looks for nearest blunt object

"Dreamsexual is a sexuality everyone should respect and love!"
"Did you see "Dream's" last video?"
"Dreamsexual is part of the LGBTQ+ community!"

Dreamswonder 

bro Dreamswonder is a huge cutie
Dreamswonder by P0IS0NI July 23, 2023

Dream Puff 

Similar to a nightcap with liquor, but with weed instead.
Dude #1: I'm beat and need to go to sleep.
Dude #2: Wanna take a 'Dream Puff'?
Dude #1: Fuck yeah!!
Dream Puff by Jasper Smeed January 9, 2010

Dream on Dennis Quaid 

Used to shoot down someone's thoughts, actions, or feelings in a witty and formal way.

It is a reference to the move, Dreamscape, where Dennis Quaid plays the main role. He enters people's dreams and helps them conquer their fears.
Person A: "I've been wanting to ask you this for a long time...will you marry me?"

Person B: "Dream on Dennis Quaid"

Dream Bonk Cult 

A group of people on Pony Town that are a Dream cult (DreamWasTaken, the Minecraft Youtuber)

It got created on the 19th of June, somewhere around 12 PM EST. There were around 4 people dressed as Dream. When more people came, one of them created a Discord server for the group. A few minutes later, they marched for the first time, and as days pass, there are more and more of them.

if you're one of them i love you
I was playing Pony Town when I suddenly saw a group of Dreams. They called themselves the Dream Bonk Cult and were really epic