Being a furry is a serious mental disorder, furries dress in unholy clothes such as and not limited to :
Fur masks
Fur suits
Tail plugs
Murr suits
Furries suffer from many disabilties such as :
Stupidity
Eating glue
Femboy
Being set on fire frequently
Quirkyness
Beastiality
SDDS ( Sudden Dick Disapearing Syndrome )
How to interact with a furry :
1. In many cases sudden agression is a bad option but with furries it is necessary.
Whip out your Smith and Wesson 5000 Bonecrusher Snub Nose Chambered in Quick Action .45 and aim for the tail, it will instantly kill the furry but let the human soul inside live.
Never shoot anywhere else because you don't want to murder someone you want to kill the furry.
By shooting the tail whatever is left from the infected will get to live but not the furry.
( See how I made it so it follows the guidelines, you kill the furry not the person )
2. Run.
3. Celebrate.
Note : YOU aren't trapped with a furry, the furry is trapped with YOU.
Don't waste ammo!
How to prevent becoming a furry.
1. Having a family.
2. Be sane.
Source :
Having a functioning brain.
Fun fact! Don't go to the next furry convention, not that anything will happen haha... trust me. just don't go.
Fur masks
Fur suits
Tail plugs
Murr suits
Furries suffer from many disabilties such as :
Stupidity
Eating glue
Femboy
Being set on fire frequently
Quirkyness
Beastiality
SDDS ( Sudden Dick Disapearing Syndrome )
How to interact with a furry :
1. In many cases sudden agression is a bad option but with furries it is necessary.
Whip out your Smith and Wesson 5000 Bonecrusher Snub Nose Chambered in Quick Action .45 and aim for the tail, it will instantly kill the furry but let the human soul inside live.
Never shoot anywhere else because you don't want to murder someone you want to kill the furry.
By shooting the tail whatever is left from the infected will get to live but not the furry.
( See how I made it so it follows the guidelines, you kill the furry not the person )
2. Run.
3. Celebrate.
Note : YOU aren't trapped with a furry, the furry is trapped with YOU.
Don't waste ammo!
How to prevent becoming a furry.
1. Having a family.
2. Be sane.
Source :
Having a functioning brain.
Fun fact! Don't go to the next furry convention, not that anything will happen haha... trust me. just don't go.
Person 1: ima pwoud fuwwy OwO is that youw cwute UwU bulgi-
Person 2: shatters his skull with a Smith and Wesson 5000 bonecrusher snubed nose chambered in quick action .45
Person 1 : We are approaching the furry con
Person 2 : LETS DO THIS BOYS
Person 3 : Mask on
Person 4 : Remember, no russian
Person 5 : Lets get em'
Person 9 : Im ready
Person 18 : Keep your weapons on full auto
Person 37 : I hope they took the message we left
Person 58 : Its do or die comrades
Furry 1 : Owoo wewcowme to the fuwwy cwonw
*Weapon loading noise* ( without malicous intent of course )
Person 2: shatters his skull with a Smith and Wesson 5000 bonecrusher snubed nose chambered in quick action .45
Person 1 : We are approaching the furry con
Person 2 : LETS DO THIS BOYS
Person 3 : Mask on
Person 4 : Remember, no russian
Person 5 : Lets get em'
Person 9 : Im ready
Person 18 : Keep your weapons on full auto
Person 37 : I hope they took the message we left
Person 58 : Its do or die comrades
Furry 1 : Owoo wewcowme to the fuwwy cwonw
*Weapon loading noise* ( without malicous intent of course )
by TheSovietComrade July 14, 2022
Being Dreamsexual or Dreamsexuality is a severe mental disorder in which the patient thinks the youtubers "Dream" and "Georgenotfound" are very hot and the perfect humans.
They suffer from many symptoms such as and not limited to :
A loss of any fatherfigure
A severe allergy to grass and sunlight
Inability to find love
Getting beaten up frequently
Obesity
To identify a dreamsexual you will often hear them say things like :
See : Uses of Dreamsexual in a sentence.
In the case of meeting a Dreamsexual it is important to act quickly.
To defend yourself follow these steps :
1. Get away from the Dreamsexual as fast as possible by following SOWCAG :
Sunlight
The outside world
Crowded areas
Grass
2. If it is nighttime and / or you are unable to find the previous things listed you need to defend yourself :
Do dad jokes, as they are fatherless the confusion caused will give you time to run away.
Look for the nearest blunt object available, blunt force and trauma to the head if applied correctly will incapacitate the Dreamsexual.
How to prevent Dreamsexuality :
1. Make sure to not be active or use the following social medias and games :
Discord
Twitter
Reddit
League of Legends
Raid Shadow Legends
Genshin Impact
2. Go outside at least 20 minutes everyday.
3. Most importantly never interact with the "Dream" and "Georgenotfound" accounts.
Source :
Trust me bro
They suffer from many symptoms such as and not limited to :
A loss of any fatherfigure
A severe allergy to grass and sunlight
Inability to find love
Getting beaten up frequently
Obesity
To identify a dreamsexual you will often hear them say things like :
See : Uses of Dreamsexual in a sentence.
In the case of meeting a Dreamsexual it is important to act quickly.
To defend yourself follow these steps :
1. Get away from the Dreamsexual as fast as possible by following SOWCAG :
Sunlight
The outside world
Crowded areas
Grass
2. If it is nighttime and / or you are unable to find the previous things listed you need to defend yourself :
Do dad jokes, as they are fatherless the confusion caused will give you time to run away.
Look for the nearest blunt object available, blunt force and trauma to the head if applied correctly will incapacitate the Dreamsexual.
How to prevent Dreamsexuality :
1. Make sure to not be active or use the following social medias and games :
Discord
League of Legends
Raid Shadow Legends
Genshin Impact
2. Go outside at least 20 minutes everyday.
3. Most importantly never interact with the "Dream" and "Georgenotfound" accounts.
Source :
Trust me bro
Person 1 : I love Dream im Dreamsexual
Person 2 : executes SOWCAG
Person 3 : Looks for nearest blunt object
"Dreamsexual is a sexuality everyone should respect and love!"
"Did you see "Dream's" last video?"
"Dreamsexual is part of the LGBTQ+ community!"
Person 2 : executes SOWCAG
Person 3 : Looks for nearest blunt object
"Dreamsexual is a sexuality everyone should respect and love!"
"Did you see "Dream's" last video?"
"Dreamsexual is part of the LGBTQ+ community!"
by TheSovietComrade July 11, 2022