doppleditz

Very similar to a functional adult, but missing all the necessary life skills to stay alive.

Dude, I got stuck hanging with this Doppleditz the other day. I had to call her phone, her wallet, AND her keys all in the same damn night!

by Vaporspeaks June 23, 2016

doppelgeezer

Finding an older version of you or a friend

Person 1:While I was waiting I thought I saw you, but they were too old.

Person 2: Oh, you found my doppelgeezer.

by stewyt May 22, 2016

Dropped the Kleenex

When you drop the cum rag and semen smears on the floor.

"Jason have you dropped the Kleenex?"
"Unfortunately yes, and my mom made me clean it up and didn't know what it was!!!"

by NuckFiggers June 15, 2016

Dropped my oil pan

To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!

"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"

by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016

doppelquaffer

When someone sat opposite you in a bar takes a sip of their drink at exactly the same time, creating the illusion of seeing your reflection in the mirror.

My doppelquaffer's freaking me out over there, that's the third time in ten minutes!

by Daeng March 20, 2017

Doppelkraut

When you eat Sauerkraut, get the shits, and eat it again for maximum fermentation.

"I always get shits from eating Sauerkraut" - "Dude, you should make some Doppelkraut, for maximum fermentation"

by ddarkii June 10, 2017

dropped a head

When someone is dating another when they could do way better.

Hey Sarah you dropped a head
Sarah- he's not that bad

by 56sul June 16, 2017