doppleditz

Very similar to a functional adult, but missing all the necessary life skills to stay alive.
Dude, I got stuck hanging with this Doppleditz the other day. I had to call her phone, her wallet, AND her keys all in the same damn night!
by Vaporspeaks June 23, 2016
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doppleberry

Looks eerily familiar to the dreaded dingleberry but is quite edible and delicious!
Dude, when I was hiking I came across a field of nasty looking doppleberry bush. They were delicious! Tastes nothing like a dingleberry.
by Vaporspeaks June 23, 2016
mugGet the doppleberrymug.