Doing the Merch

A popular dance involving grabbing the ankle and taking pants off. Then a up and down motion while holding the ankles. There are variations of the dance but it has to involve grabbing ankles and taking pants off to be considered doing the merch

I got white girl drunk yesterday and next thing you know I was doing the merch

by dubadub September 22, 2014

Doing a Juno

Being pregnant as a teenager and keeping the baby to give it up for adoption, just like in the movie 'Juno'.

Chelsea: "Have you heard Sky is doing a Juno?"
Logan: "Yeah, she couldn't go through with an abortion."

by Vexed Potato July 18, 2015

doing duck eggs

Duck eggs arent important. When you say "I'm doing duck eggs" really means you're bored and didnt do anything productive.

"What did you get up to today?"
"Duck eggs"

"What are you doing today?"
"I'm doing duck eggs"

by Paranaboy October 4, 2015

Doing Sticks

Masturbating aggressively at any giving moment.

If you have a Stick, do it.

"It's late. Better do Sticks quickly so I can have a good night sleep!"

"Man, how was your weekend?
Aha..I've been Doing Sticks 8 hours a day."

by Fresh-Potato April 14, 2016

Doin' a Dutto

When you mistakenly send a text message containing a terribly inappropriate or abusive text message to the person the message is about instead of your douchebag mates.

Doin' a Dutto is named after Australian federal politician Peter Dutton.

The classic example of "Doin' a Dutto" comes from Australian Federal Minister For Immigration Peter Dutton who texted his description of journalist Samantha Maiden's character to her and not to his parliamentary colleague as intended. His description of her was "a mad fucking witch."

by Rashas April 15, 2016

Doing a Pip

Doing a Pip is when an individual spends an unholy amount of money on unnecessary items like the complete fool they are

Person #1: Are you being cool, and sensible with your money?
Person #2: Naaaah mate, I'm Doing a Pip!

by TotallyNotWill July 19, 2016

doing a attenborough

when you see a animal and you start to narrate what it is doing in a David attenborough voice

*in the park and see's aduck*
mandoing a attenborough:the rare and while duck will hunt all day for a fat twat to feed him bread

by liklikliklik November 13, 2016