disfuctional family

a group of friends that everyone hates.
all the people in this family have different interests, but somehow became friends.

7sh time

did you see what one of the girls in disfuctional family did??
yea dude! thats the Michael Jackson fall!!

by idontwannabeyouanymore May 27, 2018

Dicsectionist

A person who submits definitions that dissects English inaccurately to create new words for online "Urban dictionaries" and only possess a rudimentary understanding of both English as a subject and language.; A fool who cannot spell or comprehend basic language skills.; A person who fails to understand that naming specific people in an urban dictionary word submission is both verboten and useless.

If I have to read one more word submission from a dicsectionist, that is both personalized and inaccurate in the use of the word, I might need to smack a bitch with a dictionary!

by You are not Barbara July 30, 2018

Distraction Travel

Travel that is interesting enough and long enough away from your normal life that the distraction of the new sights, activities, food, drinks, culture etc cause you to break all your normal habits. Can be great for weights loss, clearing a foggy head due to stress or a high work load. Generally involves at least 4 weeks away to allow complete disconnection from ones normal regime, lifestyle and habits.

I really need some distraction travel to clear my head as I can't decide whether to quit this job and go full time on my sideline or not.

by ThroughDistraction October 19, 2018

derection

Refers to a specific navigational heading towards something that gives you a major boner.

If surrounded by a group of comparably-attractive ladies, a typical dude will usually head in da derection of da gal wif da biggest boobs.

by QuacksO March 8, 2019

derections

A set of "how do" advisements detailing effective ways to give a dude a hard-on.

If your guy has gotten totally exhausted from lovemaking for hours, you will just need to wait a while till he rests and recuperates before he can "get it up" again... no amount of derections will help you to make him get a boner before then.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

Deprection

When you are depressed from how horny you are.

I heard Johnny been so horny that he now has deprection.

by Killme.com June 5, 2020

distractionism

Process of being distracted while yet still being sexy as hell.

Hey Maria your distractionism got the best of me the other day.. because your sexy as hell.

by Mac_007 December 7, 2020