Dan Torens

A Moofy. Cow pup. Pay pig. A big loser. A pervert. A Sissysquirt. A chastity wearing cock lover.

Dan Torens is weak for big jugs. He’s such a “Dan Torens”. Moofy exposed.

by Bobbyboobear January 4, 2020

Lieutenant Dan

A lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.

I went to the champagne room with Kenya, but I was so drunk I paid $20 for a Lieutenant Dan.

by Little T mart December 9, 2016

nodl dan

When you have to think of something, but you're too stupid (as a nice way to put it) to actually think.

A more idiotic version of the noodle dance

I had to nodl dan to think of a excuse for being late to school.

by Father Shuckle October 22, 2016

A Dan moment

A Dan moment is when you do something incredibly dumb and it causes you to be the center of harsh jokes that never end.

"I think my leg just shrank!"
"Thats a Dan moment."

by YetiTrolling October 6, 2012

dan mills

a retard who has a small penis

wow he's a dan mills

by steven911 March 19, 2014

Dan-zeer

The act of a man named Dan, standing behind a bra-less woman, cupping her breasts & lifting gently...

The woman didn't like the way her boobs looked when she glanced in the mirror, then her main man Dan came up behind her, gently scooped her boobs in his hands, and said " Wow, is that a new Dan-zeer"?

by Gramma Momo October 24, 2011

Dan Zermansky

1.(verb) A Dan Zermansky is a massive neek but he is actually quite funny. He has a massive jewfro and a tiny pe........ .....t dead spider. He is also a massive fan of the U.S.S.R

"hey man did you hear about the new kid at school?"
"Yeah apparently he is a real dan zermansky"
"oh I'll make sure to start up the russian revolution 2.0 with him"

by daffyduck420 May 4, 2020