Lang Chops

Glorious red mutton chops usually found on a ginger, sometimes accompanied by a sweet red molester mustache.

Dude check out that ginger guy with the crazy Lang Chops, I am super jealous of that guy!!!

by TerribleTarans August 3, 2009

slap-chopped

To pulverize a food item using a slapping motion pushing down on a tool with a razor edge in order to slice and dice your food items.

I just totally slap-chopped this salad!

by Kari206 January 19, 2010

Ovary Chop

Similar to the nut chop but used mainly by women. Involves a double hand chopping motion to the hips (similar to the nut chop) but indicating the ovaries.

1. Just for that, Chad, BOOM you get an ovary chop!
2. I told you I was right, ovary chop!

by T-diddy Denver May 26, 2010

Chernobyl Chop

To smack or slap somebody with your hands together, like they are fused by a mutation.

Joe: "That drunk Russian dude just smacked me!"
Frank: "He gave you the Chernobyl Chop!"

by Simsalabim January 2, 2008

stump chops

to grow sideburns like the masses of Patrick Stump

Did you see his stump chops? They look like t-bone steaks!

by LPrk15 August 8, 2008

scooter chop

When you stop your scooter and the body swings around your legs chopping it's way to victory

Fuck man!

What?!?

I just got scooter chopped

Your fucking stupid man.

by The_Art_Of_Pain October 11, 2015

Slap Chopped

When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.

Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"

by Dinertime July 20, 2016