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If you're not from the hood then you don't belong in this city. Home of some of the most notorious gangs in america such as the Vice Lords, Gangsta Disciples and much much more. I think this city can hang with Dallas and Houston(only if we were on their turf, other than that they can't hang)
Chicago is the city to be if you're from the hood, ghetto, and/or projects and you are looking for more.

Chicago martini 

A cocktail made with gin and scotch, instead of the typical martini's vermouth.
Chicago martini recipe: Stir 4 parts gin to 1 part scotch in a pitcher with ice; strain into martini glasses and garnish with olives.
Chicago martini by Chicago editor September 1, 2007
One of the biggest cesspools in the United States of America. A large mid-western city riddled with crime and corruption. Home to some of the laziest freeloaders in the world. A sanctuary city that is home to millions of illegal aliens.
I got my shoes dirty when I stepped in Chicago

HOT CARL-"OLD CHICAGO STYLE" 

n. - Receiving fellatio while excreting a huge
pile of steaming shit. But be careful! Afterall, we all know that while one
is excreting, one is tempted to urinate after the drop of the first loaf.

Chicago Dog 

During the act of anal sex, a man will pull his penis out of another mans anus and insert the poop covered wiener into the armpit of the reciver. He will then continue to make love to the armpit untill an ejaculation is achieved. At this point the man will ejaculate into his hand and rub it onto his penis. To complete the Chicago Dog the man will insert his poopy, armpit, sperm covered wiener into the mouth of the reciever.
Jesus, your breath smells terrible! Did you just eat a Chicago Dog?
Chicago Dog by Joey Bagel October 21, 2011
The Sears Tower is the architectural equivalent of a stack of boxes with cockroach antennae. No one cares that it's tall.
That is, no one outside of Chicago cares that it's tall.
chicago by shitcago March 12, 2005