chronic condition

When your doctor doesn't know the cause of your medical condition or how to make it better, but somehow knows enough to prescribe something you'll be on for the rest of your life.

Mark: Can you tell me what's causing this?
Doc: It's not really known.
Mark: Can it be cured?
Doc: Nope.
Mark: Can you give me something for it?
Doc: Definitely. Here's a prescription. It's a combination of multiflumoxytol and baffleonanon.
Mark: What'll it do?
Doc: It will reduce your flare ups from once every 10 days to about once every week and a half.
Mark: Is this a chronic condition?
Doc: You said it, unfortunately.
Mark: Should I do anything else - like with nutrition or whatever?
Doc: I wouldn't if I were you.
Mark: Why not?
Doc: It could interfere with your chronic condition.

by Chuckannuck October 10, 2017

Chronic Tapper

When a percussionist is tapping non stop 24 forkin 7 and it never stops and it sounds like the rains of hell

Hey you are such a chronic tapper stop forkin tapping.

by Dramqueen April 19, 2018

Chronic

Similar to sick, chronic describes something that’s cool/insane/crazy

Bro, last night was so chronic!

by BrokenBlades December 3, 2017

chronic parents

parents who are ALWAYS home, somehow

hey babe, can i come over and give you a bj? "no sorry, I have chronic parents"

by nosebleedboi January 4, 2018

Chronically lamped

When you and your friends go out and get chronically clamped it means your get in a drunken state

Let's get chronically lamped boys

I was chronically lamped last night

by Yupcharva May 22, 2018

chronic crack

It's when the food is so good it's like crack. Or your dealer put crack in your food...

Joe: Bro your mom's macaroni is chronic crack! It's so good! I'd eat it out like I eat my dog!
Brian: Thanks! I'll tell my mom. By the way she does put crack in there.
Joe: Fuck...

by I'm not ty May 24, 2018

Chronic

Habitual user of one drug, or Dr. Dre's album referring to cannibas, unfortunately Hawaii citizens have misused the word therefore changing it's definition

No don't trust him he's a chronic.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018