Anyone who hates themselves for working behind a counter and instead of getting a better job, projects that hate onto customers and then makes their shitty attitude and behavior seem like the customer's fault.
A counter terrorist may do any of the following:
Make you wait while they chat with other angry colleagues.
Roll their eyes whenever you ask a perfectly reasonable question.
Get mad about having to help you even though your cash pays their salary.
Act like they are smarter and superior to you while earning minimum wage.
Move as slow as molasses even though they clearly want to get rid of you.
A counter terrorist may do any of the following:
Make you wait while they chat with other angry colleagues.
Roll their eyes whenever you ask a perfectly reasonable question.
Get mad about having to help you even though your cash pays their salary.
Act like they are smarter and superior to you while earning minimum wage.
Move as slow as molasses even though they clearly want to get rid of you.
Sue: Why don't you shop at insert name of any big chain store anymore?
Bob: The place is full of counter terrorists. I got sick of being treated like shit when all I wanted to do was spend some money. It's not my fault those people hate their jobs.
Sue: Well, it is difficult working with the public.
Bob: Then they should do something else and stop counter terrorizing innocent people.
Bob: The place is full of counter terrorists. I got sick of being treated like shit when all I wanted to do was spend some money. It's not my fault those people hate their jobs.
Sue: Well, it is difficult working with the public.
Bob: Then they should do something else and stop counter terrorizing innocent people.
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Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens
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1. A "copycat" temper-tantrum that someone else throws in order to show an overly-explosive person "how horrible/ridiculous it looks".
2. A rage that someone flies into upon being "busted" for trying to pass fake money.
2. A rage that someone flies into upon being "busted" for trying to pass fake money.
I wonder if that infamous thirteen-dollar-bill-proffering dude had a counter-fit when the backwoods-hillbilly shop-owner offered him "a six and a seven, or how about three three's and a four" as change for his "funny money"?
by QuacksO February 16, 2019
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After being thrown from my chestnut mare for the 3rd time today, I came to the conclusion that she is a complete 'Chunt'
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2. (noun) the current or final tally of gimps counted during this game
The game is played thusly: upon seeing the first gimp of the day, the player or players point at the gimp in question and loudly say "One!". Then, when another gimp is sighted, the players again point, this time saying "Two!". The game continues like this until the end of that day, at which time the final tally is stated. The next day, a new count begins.
2. (noun) the current or final tally of gimps counted during this game
The game is played thusly: upon seeing the first gimp of the day, the player or players point at the gimp in question and loudly say "One!". Then, when another gimp is sighted, the players again point, this time saying "Two!". The game continues like this until the end of that day, at which time the final tally is stated. The next day, a new count begins.
Dude, we went to the mall today and they were bringing in a busload of retards from the home. Our gimp count went through the roof!
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Dave: Nice man, you have a full count.
Dave: Nice man, you have a full count.
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