caleb cox

He's a good friend but can be very immature and is to load when he cusses around your parents. He doesn't know how to shut up when you tell him to. He cries like a little baby when his mom spanks him. He can be mature at times but its not usual for him. He acts so damn stupid he's like an autistic kid that smoked 10 lbs of weed and ate 20 bags of jelly belly beans. Btw he's fat as fuck and doesn't know how to lose weight. And he try's to fit in but he just can't.

Girl: who's the fat fuck?
Boy: oh the retard over there Caleb Cox? Don't get near him he'll eat you then take your food! And act stupid as fuck while doing it!

by unknownperson00011 May 23, 2018

Caleb

Caleb is a fucking piece of shit Trump supporter who is guaranteed to ruin your day/year

Jared: oh no caleb is coming
Sasha: ugh not that jerk off.

by daytimesleeper May 31, 2018

Caleb

A tiny man with a smaller dick than his right finger nail who has no life

Caleb stop talking

by Daddy creates all October 11, 2018

Caleb

Ugly,bad and stupid all define Caleb

Look how ugly that Caleb is!

by Yo is cool November 29, 2016

Caleb's Mom

A whale-like creature that can only understand mooing sounds. You will find a 18 year old boy still attached to Caleb's Mom's umbilical cord. You will also find a bible ten feet up her ass. This creature lives in Pennsylvania. Watch out!

"That bitch... She's such a Caleb's Mom"

by I'm Just A Drop In The Ocean March 5, 2015

caleb

A guy who stinks like ass! also thinks he is cool and funny (when people are actually laughing at him, not with him!) he also is very clumsy and gumpy!

also see: Gump, AIDS, Nerd

A:" hey you wanna hear a joke?"
B:" sure"
A:" caleb is so gumpy, that he couldnt sneek up on hellen keller! and she's blind, deaf, and mute!"
B:" hahahaha!!!, yeah and she could probably smell him a mile away!!"

by Pandashout May 16, 2010

caleedity

Being in love, because it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever!

I just don't get it...I'm totally caleeditied

by C April 19, 2005