Fanny Buffer

Someone proclaiming to be straight, but shows multiple signs of being homosexual. Signs include, but are not limited to: Touching of the genitalia, dry humping, proclaiming that other guys are hott (then immediately saying they're not gay), and unusual physical and emotional attachment to the fanny buffer's straight male friends, rather than a spouse or lover. Derived from the words Fanny, regarding the anus loving nature of the Fanny Buffer, and Buffer, regarding the futile attempt to show one is not homosexual, although "all signs point to yes".

Tim: Dude, why does Sage keep touching you inappropriately in the scrotum? I thought he said he was straight?
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.

by Acer Adquireo June 8, 2009

Lol-Buffet

Used to describe a situation or person that provides limitless amounts of laughing.

"All you can laugh,"

"Did you check that new underground stand-up comedian's act last Thursday?"
"Yeah! That guy was an excellent lol-buffet."

by Gasmador September 14, 2011

chinese buffet pants

loose fitting pants, with elasticized waist band. Made to accommodate for the abdominal expansion that occurs after 2nd and subsequent visits to the all-you-can-eat buffet bar in Chinese (and other) buffet restaurants.

Chinese restaurant waiter: Hey, fat boy, your pants just ripped.... you go home now!
Fat Boy: Drat! Time for some new Chinese buffet pants.... just as soon as I finish this last plateful of remon chicken.

by obracadabra December 18, 2011

booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014

anal buffet

the most fucking gross video on the internet involving a guy shitting into a girls mouth while shes masturbating

i had and anal buffet last night dude

by Autumn rankle August 28, 2016

Text Buffer

Text Buffer

When texting a girl goes really well but when you meet face to face it doesn't go as well

Mark and Melinda really hit off until the finally met. All texting was just a text buffer .

by The Dude of the Stupid November 11, 2018

pittsburgh buffet

Typically served during a Steelers tailgate party. A loud mouthed drunken bbw women passed out in the bed of a Dodge Ram diesel p.u. truck is stripped nude. Loud mouth Male Steelers fans who would suck Ben Roethlisberger's cock for street cred, begin chanting here we go Steelers. Then her asshole is stuffed with kielbasa and sauerkraut, her pussy gets filled with pierogies, she is covered with shitty Primantis brothers Cole slaw and fries. Now a group of sweaty foul mouthed union steel workers perform a circle jerk and shoot their man gravy all over the local passed out yinzer mama. Then an old polish grandma that smells like shitty iron city beer yells chicken on the hill (thinking she's at a pirates game in 1978. Then the locals dine on the local bbw's nude delicatessen spread.

Hey Butch, that was a delicious Pittsburgh buffet yesterday at the Steelers game.

by Rooster7395 December 15, 2020