Boring Borris brooky morris

More life in a postage stamp
Like pulling teeth having conversations

Your turning into a boring borris brooky morris person

It would be better a night with a Boring borris brooky morris than you

Please liven up and don’t continue to be a boring borris brooky morris

by Jamie Freer December 23, 2025

Dog Boring

a pathetic attempt at an insult

stefen: she is so 'dog boring'
Mac: haha what?

by k3v1n!!11! July 22, 2010

distractingly boring

an adjective for something that is so dull and mind-numbing, one cannot actually focus on it for too long

That fourteen-hour-long art film was distractingly boring

by teant December 1, 2010

Crusty Boris

When a male hipster who’s over waxed his moustache to the point it is crusty, eats your ass.

Also commonly known as a Russian gutter punk

“I got a crusty boris last night from this cute boy I met at the bar!”

“My asshole is a little chaffed from the crusty boris you gave me the other day”

by TheLoneCrustyBorisZone October 18, 2017

A Boris

Someone who is really bloody useless or a liar and generally a waste of space.

He is ‘a Boris’. He lives with his Mum but tells everyone he has a big house and he can’t even tie his shoe laces, and he is 54!

by Rascal G September 29, 2019

Aqua Boris

Moving ones bowels in the ocean.

Stay over there I’m about to aqua Boris and see if it washes up on shore.

by Skrattadude November 4, 2019

cullen boring

A really small person who likes to waste money . Don’t forget Cullen boring has a big forehead

Girl 1: look at that small guy over there.
Girl 2: yeah I thinks he’s a Cullen boring

by Tvygy April 10, 2020