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Male Birth Control

Any Cis-gender men who have/are the following
- has a pubescent mustache
- a weezer fan
- plays fortnite

- has a mullet
- lowers voice on purpose
- identifies as SuperStraight
- is racist, homophobic, ableist, etc
- listens to country music
- makes among us jokes
- apart of “the boyz 🥶‼️“
- un-hygienic

- mansplains
- a bigot
- cannot find the clitoris
- chews with mouth open
“Hey Hayley, do you see Johnathans new mullet ?”
“Yeah, it’s like Male Birth Control
by sydtoasty June 30, 2021
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Three Quarter birthday

A party held for someone nine months to the day after there birthday because it has been three quarters of a year since there birthday.

He was born on June 12th so his three quarter birthday will be on March 12th.
by judge dredd7 October 12, 2012
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Birth Crack

A Slang word for a womans vagina.
Damn I'd like to get up in that birth crack!
by Travis B December 14, 2008
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Birthday

The one day each year when you celebrate (nine months late) that time I banged your mom.
by Spanky mckockleberry January 27, 2010
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Birth

A person who takes so long to do something, that they physically give birth.
Hey maaaaan Dave is giving ultimate birth getting here!
by TheBirthGiver November 29, 2011
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birthday boy

A birthday boy is a guy who is celebrating his birthday. The birthday boy is lucky enough to have a woman who will give him all of his wishes. The birthday boy is entitled to having all of his dreams come true. Includes birthday sex and anything else that would make him so happy. A birthday boy happens only one day a year.
Hey there birthday boy....let me show you how much I love you....

Birthday boy, those wishes were the least I could do for you; there's more to come.
by MamaDoll May 11, 2010
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biotech

1) An interesting misspelling of the word "bitch," usually used in a good way.

2) Bio-Technology

3) Add the word "Sexy" in front of it, and you get Connie.
Connie is such a sexy biotech.
by AngryChicken July 24, 2008
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