1. world'
s richest asshole and convicted monopolist<br>
2. world's richest living example of Silver Spoon Syndrome<br>
3. corporate software tycoon who made billions with the help of his father (a famously sleazy Seattle attorney and partner with
Preston Gates & Ellis of Jack Abramoff fame) and a phenomenal talent for stealing other people's ideas and manipulating the government and media<
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4. Seattle-born
geek who's often credited with the birth of the personal computer even though he's done more than anyone else to
retard the industry<br>
5. the world's greatest pseudo-philanthropist, perhaps of all time
Having a wife who sits on the Washington Post's board of directors, along with his bridge partner (Warrenn Buffett), makes it easy for
Bill Gates to disguise his public relations efforts, bribes and
tax write-offs as philanthropy, even duping many
liberal activists.