Behind the Music

Really cool show on VH1 thast depicts the rise and fall and rise again of bands/musicians/singers

If you want to be on "Behind the Music," you must:

1) start a band and play seedy nightclubs in New York or Los Angeles or Chicago or Atlanta;
2) get discovered, get a record deal, go triple-platinum, have 3 number one videos on "TRL," and make mad cash money;
3) develop a drug addiction or gambling habit or drinking problem and loose everything;
4) hit rock bottom; and
5) enter re-hab or find Jesus.

by Silky Smooth November 26, 2003

Behoove

A word that pretentious snobs use to sound like 16th-century douchebags.

D.F. Baggerson III: "I use words like "behoove" so people will assume that I'm cultured and refined."

by Graphik January 21, 2009

Behoove

Used by Charlie Sheen in the series Two & A Half Men, it basically means benefit.

It would behoove you to eat with your mouth closed on a date.

by alonerwatchintv December 31, 2011

behind the 8 ball

If you are behind the eight ball you are in trouble. In the pool game called
"eight ball" if you need to put the 5-ball in the pocket and the 8-ball is between
the 5-ball and the cue-ball, you have a difficult shot. You are not allowed to
use the 8-ball to hit the 5-ball.

Your behind the 8 ball in this situation.

by BIGRED07 June 26, 2008

Meet me behind the Kohl's

Something one person will say to another to ask for sexual intercourse.

The woman said to the man, "Meet me behind the Kohl's", because she was horny.

by Aspeechkid January 8, 2011

lead from behind

Where a politician is acting as an agent to do the heavy lifting for a person or special interest group, that could not possibly get support on it's own.

This is not to be confused with "leading from behind", where the leader does the actual leading from behind the scenes and the grass roots group does the heavy lifting for a leader who could not possibly get support on their own.

Being "lead from behind" is extremely common in the USA. In some cases a single politician is "lead from behind" by several different types of dominant individual and special interest groups that provide the best benefit packages to the leader, for help in specific areas.

When Obama came to power he had the grassroots support of the majority of voters in the county. Now he is being "lead from behind" by a few of the biggest banker behinds (asses) on Wall Street. Instead of going to jail these Wall Street bankers are taking home millions of dollars in bonuses, that are made possible by government bailouts and by raising service fees to outrageously high levels. While much of the fuss is over protesters that Occupy Wall Street little mention is made of the Wall Street bankers who live in luxury and "Occupy the White House".

The tea party leaders are being "lead from behind" by the Koch Brothers, and Fox News (who carefully packages their message).

In America to understand politics you need to look at who is behind the leader. Sometimes it is hard to see who it is because it is often only through a small opening that they become visible and it is not always open.

by mlhiss October 30, 2011

behinde hugs

When a guy comes behinde a girl raps his arms around her, if lucky the guy puts his hands in the girls front jacket pockets. Very cute for couples

Ally:Im cold!
Powell:Raps arms around ally from behinde

by Rio June 30, 2003