batodactyl

a bat that gets into your house, it looks huge while you are running from it. similar to a pterodactyl, only it's a bat

he laughs "it's just a lil bat". she screams "it's huge. it's a batodactyl! run for your life"

by draventea October 31, 2008

Bajortled

Verb. A state of being consisting of a combination in some sort of the verbs bored, tired, and confused.

Little Kenny was bajortled after it took him 30 minutes to rub one off to a quality porno. Was he gay?

by trannyam June 10, 2009

bathroom cake

When a man has sex in a bathroom and grabs the urinal cake and shoves it up his partners ass.

Ron did a bathroom cake last night.

by Steve12345788 February 16, 2014

Bathrobe

NOUN

Is a similar like jacket made from soft material. Is typically worn after taking a shower, or a bath

•She really likes the bathrobe I gave her for Christmas.
•I use my bathrobe after I take a shower.

by pumpkin.latte February 16, 2020

The Bathroom Guy

Some insane guy who cleans the bathroom and asks for tips at the Big E, and gets weirder by the year and says totally crazy things I will not repeat.

The bathroom guy sure is insane.

by URkEL September 30, 2012

Ortens Batong

An act of smashing a cucumber into someone’s head. The prank originates from the Swedish snap chatter “Abbe Blattelito” who urges his followers to continue smash cucumbers.

”En rektor i Karlstad har blivit slagen i huvudet med ortens batong”

”A principal in Karlstad has been hit by ortens batong in his head”

by Soderboi February 17, 2018

Public Bathrooms

The most under maintained appliance in the world

Public bathrooms should never exist

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021