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Batman-ness

Bat·man-ness/ (ˈbætˌmæn-nǝs) /
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.

n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.
As young Keyron exited the store he announced with a swell of pride and his best gravelly voice "I am Batman!!!!" His proclamation inadvertently garnered the attention of his matriarchal parental unit who proceeded to stifle his Batman-ness by responding "If you don't stop yelling in these people parking lot, I am going to BAT THE PISS OUTCHOO..."
by Dragoncat14 June 10, 2020
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BATMN

Blew Air Through My Nose, a more honest version of LOL.
Guy 1: why did the cross the road?
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: to get to the other side!
Guy 2: LOL!
Guy 3: lying bastard! You BATMNed stop the lies, be an honest person!
by Scarlet0Ice July 8, 2020
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Batmanning

The act of stretching ones sack over their partner and yelling where is she in their ear while they are in fear
Dude my girl didn’t expect the Batmanning yesterday
by TherapistRon July 17, 2020
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Batman

hey guys look it’s Batman, beat his ass!”
by DimpLick September 6, 2020
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Batman

Batman someone who wears leather, and a mask like a crook!
Batman : I'm so glad I got these butt and chest implants. Now I can have a wow of time with you my Canadian girlfriend who has a implant between her butt cheeks!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 23, 2020
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batanai

A beautiful woman who excels in everything, extremely nice and is the best friend ever! She is outstanding beautiful.
Batanai is beautiful.
by Coco pies October 27, 2020
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Batman

A dude who wears a rubber suit and beats the living pulp out of petty thieves.
Look out, Batman's coming!!!
by YoungRussian72 October 27, 2020
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