The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.

Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.

by fishpickles May 2, 2022

rusty barrel

A cougar that hasn't found a man in a while

Oh she a rusty barrel

by Rusty_Barrel October 16, 2017

Barrel

Punch kick!

(pretend that nothing is here *barrel*)

by Allnamesaretakengoddamnit May 12, 2025

Barrel Roll

The turning of the nose aka "Magic Cat" of the plane so as to do a full foward roll but not to spin around and look stupid like in a Aileron Roll and not to crash into physics laws like in a Air Cartwheel

Bob:Hey did you see me to a BARREL ROLL!!!!"
Sam:No that was a bad Aileron Roll"
Bob:But the Magic Cat of the plane was INSANE"
Sam:Still a Aileron Roll "

by Stokov April 30, 2011

Thot barrel

A specific group of chosen individuals that are for the streets.

Chad: Did you hear what Latisha did last night?

Brad: No what happened?

Chad: She slept with the whole football team!

Brad: Damn throw her ass in the Thot barrel.

by Bylersenpai August 2, 2022

Barrel sniffer

Someone who is obsessed with guns.

My God, he's such a barrel sniffer!

by Hackers1970 April 19, 2018

Bronkhorstspruit gun barrel

(This is most effective when you have been holding in a piss) When you purchase a sounding rod off of amazon, preferably a cheap and stainless steel rod. grab the rod and a consenting 3rd party and shove the rod up their ass and twist it to collect shit in the ridges of the rod. Once a moderate amount of shit has been collected on the rod, proceed to insert said rod into your erect penis and start masturbating. Try to edge for about half an hour until your penis starts to swell up and start to burn. Once you feel that you have reached this milestone, stop edging and let your penis go soft. Once its soft, start to piss. Since you have a rod up there, most of the piss will remain in your shaft. Now, continue to masturbate until you ejaculate. Now, as soon as you ejaculate you have to quickly remove the rod, this will cause a volatile load comprised of shit, piss, puss and cum to be blasted onto your partners face

Yo! Me and stacy got bored so we hit the bronkhorstspruit gun barrel! She such a freak

by dig bick123 August 18, 2024