This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.
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To Ashley-Tia is to mouth-fuck someone and use all of your body's strength to get it as deep and hard as possible. It can be performed by two people or performed with a group of people.
To Ashley-Tia is to mouth-fuck someone and use all of your body's strength to get it as deep and hard as possible. It can be performed by two people or performed with a group of people.
Person A:I'm feeling so hard
Person B:That's good, I've been wanted to Ashley-Tia all night
Person A:Brilliant, I've been working out recently
Person B:That's good, I've been wanted to Ashley-Tia all night
Person A:Brilliant, I've been working out recently
by eedeelfc May 26, 2013
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When a girl usually named Ashley stops talking to whoever is trying her at the moment for a whole month.
When a girl usually named Ashley stops talking to whoever is trying her at the moment for a whole month.
For example: Emily is fucking trying me rn so I’m this close to pulling an Ashley and as of now I will not talk to her until december 1st.
by Lil Kiwi October 31, 2019
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You want to wash my wheels?-Ashley Kimaru's pickup lines
"You two scared me out there! I lost a lot in my life I don't want you two too be another one of them."-Ashley in How We Met
"Ugh…shut up! Don't tell me…WHAT TO DO!"--Ashley under control of the Tanuki (Shukaku) in Baby Chronicles
"How in the holy hell does a Digimon get grounded!"--Ashley in Another Day! Another Villain!
"You two scared me out there! I lost a lot in my life I don't want you two too be another one of them."-Ashley in How We Met
"Ugh…shut up! Don't tell me…WHAT TO DO!"--Ashley under control of the Tanuki (Shukaku) in Baby Chronicles
"How in the holy hell does a Digimon get grounded!"--Ashley in Another Day! Another Villain!
by DarkDevilRevenge September 5, 2011
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