IncognitoOsama's definitions

Ashley

A jammy sod in the pool hall, who often frustrates you.
Although frustrating he has great bantz coupled with a uncanny resemblence to Ed Sheeran.

Ashley is usually amongst Koreans or surrounded by Japanese people who think hes Ed Sheeran.

Dispite his flaws is revered for being a gentleman and has a fountain of hidden talents (; .

Me: I went on a date recently

Him: Oh, how'd it go?

Me: It was fun, he was such an Ashley!

by IncognitoOsama May 23, 2018

Kimchi kiss

A night with a Korean.
No sex, just kissing.

"Hey Mr Kim, did you hear that new Twice song yet?"

"Not yet, I was too busy giving Joon-woo the Kimchi Kiss"

by IncognitoOsama December 2, 2017