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A sweet boy who luvs you forever and is smart and handsome and he is sweet OMGGG <3
by Stupid Af July 4, 2021
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Smart

Someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studies for the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow.
Adult: "What a smart and gifted child you are!"
Child: "Uhh, sure... Thanks!" 😅
by KurayamiDragon November 24, 2024
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Smart-on

When you suddenly think of something awesome. Like a hard-on but with your brain.
Mike- we need some new ideas
James- OH MY GOSH I just had a smart-on! What if we build a waterproof phone!
Mike- THAT'S GENIUS
by ImSoCoolLolJk January 1, 2013
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If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!
Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
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Smart Prisoner

The type of person who gets locked up in a "smart prison" is a smart prisoner.
Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:

Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."

Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020
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business smart

Lisa you need to get business smArt and handle this for me .
Lisa you need to get business smart and do this for me.
by Handling business September 14, 2020
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Stupidly Smart

1. Acting stupid, when in reality your smart.
2. Doing stupid things but in a smart manner
3. Too smart for your own liking
You know that kid that climbed in the ceiling at school, he has a 3.5 GPA, he's stupidly smart!
by Logan Freaky November 22, 2024
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