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woke GOAT 

(person/personality) - Person that claims and is revered as the "Greatest of all Time" by a group of pathetic apologists or person otherwise not able to form a proper opinion.
Man, Simon Biles is a quitter, nothing more than a "woke GOAT!"
woke GOAT by $lapaho August 1, 2021

Woke Tax 

The mental tax on a piece of entertainment that has not aged particularly well to the new standards of not being: racist, transphobic, homophobic, sexist, etc.
I used to love Harry Potter but ever since I became woke they are harder to watch, I guess that is just the woke tax at work
Woke Tax by dnmLucas November 5, 2021

woke up feeling bussdown 

When you wake up and have the urge to listen to some TCB.
You know it’s going to be a Bussdown day
I Woke up feeling Bussdown today boys
woke up feeling bussdown by Xorgie November 22, 2021

Woke-free 

A woke-free person does not consent to involve themselves with indoctrinating woke ideologies. Woke-free people are respecting towards others, intelligent, have common sense and align to traditional Conservative viewpoints. They actively abandon the brands that try to go woke to find brands that go woke-free. Woke-free people also become the entrepreneurs, leaders and believe in the free market to do business with others to create common-sense products and services.
That legend is woke-free.
Woke-free by Wokefree November 5, 2023

Woke Brand

A brand or private company that claims that they support political issues relating to civil rights or social justice, but mainly out of cynical reasons such as to spark controversy or increase their media coverage, popularity, and profit.

The term was popularized by the youtuber Hbomberguy in his video titled "WOKE BRANDS".
"Amazon said on Twitter that they support Black Lives Matter and condemn police brutality. This is the same company that sold surveillance technology to the US-government just one year earlier. Real fucking woke brand right there."
Woke Brand by Rad Goon June 5, 2020

Woke mind virus 

starving to watch Netflix as soon as you wake up, rather than doing something that is productive for your life and for your health.
"The woke mind virus is making Netflix unwatchable" - Elon Musk