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Winters Bone

When it’s Christmas morning and you wake up to a massive woody
Hey I’m kurt and I woke up this morning to a gigantic winters bone
by GrottiSquib November 11, 2018
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Winter-Thaw

Winter-Thaw: An ex contacts you "post-cuffing season" and wants to re-kindle your relationship following the break-up of their "cuff buddy".

A "cuff buddy" can be designated as a significant relationship, an old friends with benefits, or even a previous summer romance.

It is a desperate attempt for a pathetic old flame to spark the fire again in a relationship to fuel their own selfish needs to make themselves feel better about their past mistakes.
"Hey, can you believe that {insert a mean name for your ex} texted me?".
"Of course, its the Winter-Thaw!".

"Soooo, I've been really missing and thinking about {insert exes name}".
"Really, why? Didn't you say they were a piece of shit that you'd never talk to again?".
"Welllllll, they weren't that bad.....I'm gonna text them.".
"That's the Winter-Thaw.".
by LunchmanSpecial March 21, 2019
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winter cum

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season.
"I can't believe it's spring already! My balls are still filled with winter cum!"
by Lilith666 March 24, 2019
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Winter

She is a beautiful girl. She is very clean. She is very nice. She is loyal to her friends and boyfriend. If you have a "Winter" in your life be grateful never reject an Winter.
Winter is the prettiest girl I've seen in my life!
by WintyMintyGaming April 13, 2019
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Winelaxed

adjective

free from tension and anxiety; at ease by way of wine.
(of a muscle or other body part) not tense.
"we drank some wine and had a great time. Feeling very winelaxed"
by Jesse8e7 May 3, 2019
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Winter Wonderland

The place your friends told you you were all going that one night in high school. You followed them and they took you to a club. Flashing your fake IDs, you proceeded to absent-mindedly wander into the bathroom and ask, "Is this the Winter Wonderland?" To which they respond, "Not yet." while Whipping out a bag of white powder. they pour the substance over the counter and use the fake ID's to shape them into linear mounds. When asked who was going to go first, you volunteered. Knowing what to do from pop culture, you lower your head and inhale through your nose. Asking once more if you have reached the Winter Wonderland, Jeremy, the hot jock replies "Yes, Yes we are."

The dimension you find yourself in on a cocaine high
"No", said Garrett, but I have always wanted to go back to that Winter Wonderland
by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 12, 2020
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winter jeer

the opposite of winter cheer, a winter jeer is a taunt at those suffering a had winter
From the Gulf Coast, Craig sent Midwestern Clark a late-January winter jeer - a selfie of Craig sipping fresh-squeezed orange juice on his veranda.
by Hopkins21 January 25, 2020
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