WEINER

Often mistaken for a typo.

And confused with the (not as amazing) wiener.
The "EI" spelling IS A THING!!!!
When in reference to

Thot guy from middle schools larger then average and perfectly shaped manly hood.

Weiner is spelled with the "EI".

To put emphasis on it's magnificence!!

Justin's WEINER is so nice It makes me wanna share it with my friends!

by Lil Red the rider June 6, 2025

wiggly weiner

the best group of people youll ever meet.

man i wish i could be apart of the wiggly weiners.

by CLUMBSY LEMMONS January 2, 2024

Non-existent weiner

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.

Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.

by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020

weiner

How people, that don't know how to spell "wiener", spell wiener.

People that don't know how to spell wieners as "weiners" are fucking wieners.

by einszweipolizei August 12, 2021

slap the weiner

Stroking the penis until it squirts

That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.

by #wherestroy February 3, 2018

Weiner Spleener

When you somehow put your Weiner, inside someone's spleen

Dude I was banging this hot ass Non-Binary person, and did the Weiner Spleener

by penisfucker9000 May 15, 2022

Weiner canal

A females vigna

My weiner canal hurts

by Pimp1434 March 12, 2019