Weiner Fart

The traitorous little puff of air that squeezes out the tip of the when it's been tucked too tight, sucked too sloppy, or pressed too passionately into forbidden crevices. Often mistaken for a curse or a call for help, but sometimes a fun icebreaker.

I was grinding on him so hard I thought they moaned, but nope - their dick totally just let out a Weiner Fart.

The first time I heard Katy Perry sing "like a hard candy with a surprise center" I knew she was totally talking about a Weiner Fart.

by ol_flirty_bastrd June 15, 2025

Weiner Duster

Referring to a man's mustache or hair above the lip

Check out the weiner duster on that douchebag!

by KozLiberios September 24, 2025

Weiner Water

A delicacy shared by any person loving the broth made by boiling weiners onnacuff

"Do you want a hot dog?"
"Nah Bro, I just want the Weiner water so save it for me"

by Lightningwoman December 1, 2025

Tag Weiner

A person who whines about incorrectly, use tags on the site fandom

Person: uses one incorrect tag
Loser/tag Weiner: you used one incorrect tag mods edit the post1!!1!1!1!1!
Mod: stfu you tag Weiner

by Pixel guy December 19, 2025

Weiner-schnitzled

To get you penis elongated or expanded

I saw John getting his weiner-schnitzled at Walmart.

by John Schnitzle January 2, 2026

Gretchen Weiner

Someone so desperate for approval that they blindly follow anyone stronger, sacrificing their morals and self-respect.

You're like the Gretchen Weiner of film critics.

by Txboyinnyc January 29, 2025

weiner wobble

The name of the dance you do when your penis is stuck to your thigh on a hot day

He was sweating all day and because of that he had to do the weiner wobble all day.

by PagitosDiablos February 1, 2025