Wax Shit

When you take a shit and you have a clean wipe.

I took my first dump in my new house and I had a clean wipe! Friends reply, a Wax Shit! That's awesome, it means good luck!

by Uncletoad May 21, 2024

Waxing

Waxing is when a waiter/waitress/chef sneakily rubs a customer's food (such as a burger) between their ass cheeks and serves it to the customer. Usually is a result of a complicated order or rude customer.

Waiter: The guy who made this order is a total A$$hole, make sure to give his food a thorough waxing!

Chef:Will do!

by Jellontheinternet May 30, 2018

Wax ninja

One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.

I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today

by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014

wax my shit

Go home after a long day and jerk off until your dick feels waxy

I can't wait to go home and wax my shit

by A_Millz September 8, 2016

hungarian waxing

Ejaculating on one's own body, letting it dry over night and peeling it off in the morning.

I jerked off last night and did some Hungarian waxing on my belly this morning.

by Studd69 July 7, 2018

Waxed dolphin

Older gay or bisexual male with no hair and a youthful complexion

Wow John did you see Tom! He’s really looking like a waxed dolphin for his age!

by JusAFkinFruit November 2, 2023

waxing the dragon

Scrubbing your Willy while it’s hard in the shower.

Johnny won’t stop waxing the dragon in the shower.

by bbbballllllsssssssssuuupppp December 11, 2024