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tastey wastey

my friend maddie is drunk and wants this to become a word. she invented it. thanks
by rileyblanchard December 25, 2018
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Wasted Sperm

YOU WASTED SPERM!!!
by orangecow91 March 6, 2009
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wasted call in

When your boss asks you to work on Saturday or Sunday and you come in only to find there isn't any real extra work to do.
Duder 1: "Dude it was hella gay how I came in to work Saturday for like 2.5 hrs. What a fucking waste of my time and gas."

Duder 2: "Yea dude your boss totally used a wasted call in on your ass."
by westfalia January 18, 2010
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Weed Waster

A new weed smoker, who is overly anxious to roll a blunt without proper experience.

Blunt rolling is an art. It must be excuted with skill and precision, which can only come from a combination of practice and natural born talent.

If a blunt is too tight, the weed will burn quickly with only a limited amount of smoke being able to pass through.
If a blunt is too loose, it will burn too fast and fall apart. The former and latter both wasting weed.

A perfect blunt allows for a nice, strong hit, without burning too much bud at once, and without falling apart while the puff-puff-pass, takes place.

Weed wasting also applies to improper packing of bowls and slides. Yet again, it can't be too tight or too loose.

Cheap glass pieces also may be called weed wasters.

Helpful hint: If you can't roll, let a buddy help you out and save practicing for home. There's no shame in making sure your weed yields its maximum potential.
"Hey dude I'll go in half with you on a blunt."
"Straight, but I'm rolling."
"Awh man I really wanted to do it. I've gotten better since last time, just let me show you."
"The fuck you will, not with my bud. We don't allow weed wasters in this house."

Damn, Robert is such a weed waster. Don't let him pack that shit next time.
by LightGreen420[AMB] November 5, 2009
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wasted

Verb(pased)

1- Drunk or otherwise intoxicated off your ass

2- The act of obliterating something or someone in a computer/video game, not always online.
1- Man last weekend I got so frieken wasted

2- Holy shit man I just wasted that dude with a rocket.
by Whsikey Tango Foxtrot January 3, 2006
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Shitty Wasted

A word used to describe your drunken state, it can also be used as a preview to what you want your night to become.
EXCEPTIONS:
1)One can NEVER use the term shitty-wasted to describe a negative experience with alcohol!!!
2)Anytime the term is used, it must be immediately followed by the term what's up. "Shitty wasted, whats up?" Which is usually sang to the tune.."what it is hoe..."
I didnt wake up in my bed this morning, THATS how shitty wasted I was last night.
Whats our goal tonight? Getting SHITTY WASTED!!
by Fran-ches-ka March 2, 2006
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Wasted Meat

The part of a males penis that will not fit inside a woman's vagina from either a huge penis and/or a small vagina. This part of the penis serves no purpose therefore is considered wasted meat.
I couldn't fit my dick all the way inside of her, it's a shame that there was so much wasted meat.
by meatking April 20, 2010
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