whack and pack

A whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. They then invite you over to their house and let you watch and massage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. Then, when you jizz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh cum and packs it into the other's pussy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.

Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?

Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.

Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.

by ADM_Metric April 13, 2015

Worm Whacking

Worm Whacking is the process of slapping a rubber worm against any object.

Don't mind me just worm whacking this tungsten cube.

by Skeletard August 19, 2022

Paddie Whack

Another word for vagina, created by a woman from the deep, deep woods of Kentucky

Hey Billy Bob, quit yer bitchin'; my paddie whack has taken enough of a poundin' already!!

by dmandog February 28, 2014

weed whacking

the act of masturbating while stoned

on my birthday, i was weed whacking on an inflatable chair until i came.

by curtis450 February 21, 2023

Weasel Whacking

A Term Used By Some Gamers To Refer To Hard-Scoping While Aimed Down a Hallway

God Damnit That Son Of a Bitch is Weasel Whacking!!

by Arbiter19963 January 14, 2011

Whack DeMarco

An individual (typically male) who attempts to emulate, either intentionally or otherwise, a similar style of the musician Mac DeMarco.

Did you see that guy's outfit? what a Whack DeMarco.

by PotatoUnicorn January 30, 2020

whack wellies

To have sex a.k.a. Knocking boots

‘Ayo we finna whack wellies tonight or what?’

by lolkidim12 November 12, 2020