whackalac

A late 90's Cadillac driven by the obsessive, bar-owning jackass, "The Hair Guy"

Scotty, "Oh shit, man! The hair guy followed me around town in the whackalac for miles today! I wonder if he knows what I've been doing..."

by DR Trapz August 7, 2006

Whackasaurus Rex

When a person or situation is so immensely whack, that the simplicity of uttering "that is whack" does not suffice. The level of whack is so monumental, and so infuriating, that only the grand stature of "Whackasaurus Rex" can do the situation justice. A tyrannosaurus rex is a monstrous and violent dinosaur, and so the correlation makes sense when someone or thing is monstrously and violently whack.

Individuals that are classified as Whackasaurus Rex, have also been known to be perpetual users of Awkward Sauce.

You see Johnny kick that little girl in the stomach?

Yea, Whackasaurus Rex, man...

by Mr. Bose August 22, 2010

whackabiscuit

Premade, refrigerated biscuit dough in a cardboard can. So called because if you unwrap the can, you sometimes have to whack the side of it on the counter for it to open. Pricewise, at ~$2 for a 4-pack, they're the bread equivalent of instant ramen.

You aren't seriously thinking you're going to impress her with Prego and whackabiscuits, are you? Would you at least make one thing that doesn't come out of a can?

by Lady Csyde October 7, 2010

whacking the bushtit

A beautiful, awesome slang term for female masturbation. It feels so good you sing like a bird!

Today was so stressful! If I'm not whacking the bushtit soon, I'm gonna stab someone in the eye!

by AngryBeaver84 January 22, 2011

Whack pack

Usually sold at 7-11 or other convenience stores, a whack pack is a collection of outdated porn magazines, usually three or four to a pack, wrapped in plastic, and sold at a discount.

While preparing for a marathon jerk-off session in his hotel room, John stopped by the local Quickie Mart and bought himself a whack pack.

by Ludditeright June 2, 2013

Whack Track

A "Whack Track" is a song that one listens to while pleasuring themselves (aka Masturbation).

Some people like to touch themselves in peace, but I prefer to listen to my favourite whack track, "Beethoven's Ninth".

by realrobertreed October 11, 2014

WHACK daddy

The opposite of a mackdaddy. A man who tries to portray the image of a confident, suave, ladies man and is actually perceived as a poser, or a joke.

This term also applies to sugar daddies who fall short of the basic standards set forth in a sugar daddy/sugar baby relationship. These whackdaddies will want to play the role but only for the perks associated and not because that are true sugar daddy material.

That guy over at the bar is such a whack daddy! He used the oldest line in the book to get my numbert.

by MissMisunderstoodKansas September 4, 2015