Beard Wax

Worn by pseudo-hipsters who are part of the the "...let's all be individualists and wear the same beard and haircut along with horned rim glasses if you need them..." crowd.

"Look there's another douche wearing beard wax, what are they clones?"

by JJJ2.0 October 17, 2018

crack wax

The foul-smelling oily stuff in the "crack" leading up from your anus and between your buttocks.

"What's this smell on my finger?! OMG! It's crack wax."

by uh...clem July 27, 2017

fudge wax

When you stick your finger in your but before you give someone a wet willy.

I gave Billy the nastiest fudge wax ever.

by Greenman2000 June 18, 2018

hungarian waxing

Ejaculating on one's own body, letting it dry over night and peeling it off in the morning.

I jerked off last night and did some Hungarian waxing on my belly this morning.

by Studd69 July 7, 2018

Wax

Or wax on. Short for the wax lyrical.

He could wax about anything.

by Plb August 12, 2018

Wax-Cart

A verb primarily used in a retail enviorment to depict the act of putting the stores merchandise in a cart used for the storing and moving supplies associated with the waxing process.

Wax-cart that shit.
Eoin got caught wax-carting another movie.

by Grimmok September 17, 2018

Waxing

Waxing is when a waiter/waitress/chef sneakily rubs a customer's food (such as a burger) between their ass cheeks and serves it to the customer. Usually is a result of a complicated order or rude customer.

Waiter: The guy who made this order is a total A$$hole, make sure to give his food a thorough waxing!

Chef:Will do!

by Jellontheinternet May 30, 2018