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Mitten Tongue 

When you drink or eat something hot and it burns your tongue, giving you the feeling that you are constantly licking wool.
John: Fuck! I sipped my soy latte too early and now I have mitten tongue!

Jack: Grow some balls.
Mitten Tongue by dim bulb June 2, 2009

tinder tongue

Diarreah induced by tonguing a butthole of someone you met on Tinder. Nay!
I don’t have the flu. I have a case of Tinder tongue.
tinder tongue by Loveick April 24, 2018

Mustard Tongue 

The dirty feeling and slightly off taste left on the tongue after a vigorous session of eating an ass that was not a clean as one first thought. But the heat of the moment kept you in the game tongue punching it like a fat kid eating candy.
Rachel left me with the mustard tongue this morning. Should have waited for her to shower.

That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.

classy tongue 

The act of kissing someone without putting your tongue up in their throat. Just a little bit of tongue in your partner’s mouth.

Ex: On their first date, she didn’t want to scare him, so she gave him a classy tongue kiss.
classy tongue by Classypie November 21, 2018

Blue tongue lizard

A bong rip from a gatorbeug but using gatorade as billy water.
Darcy: you ever done a bong rip from a blue Gatorade

Adam: yeah that’s called a blue tongue lizard
Darcy: yeah that’s it

slobbering Jabba tongue 

The term used to describe when a female porn star smears mooze lusciously around her lower lip and chin with her tongue, while grunting seductively.
Similar to Jabba the Hutt in Reurn of the Jedi, while he is looking longingly at princess Leia.
1)I can't help but mooze when I see a slobbering Jabba Tongue.

2)I try to time my moozing to when Sylvia Saint does a slobbering Jabba Tongue at the end of her scene with Chad Valiant.