Pain Swamp

The all round aching feeling during a woman's period. When the pain is so bad and it feels like it is spreading through you and all you can do is wrap up in a blanket and try not to cry.

Friend: Hey let's go out tonight?
Me: Fuck that. I'm sinking in a pain swamp of blood and tears.
Friend: Oh shit, I'll be round with chocolate and weed.

by Hot Chocolate Thunder February 25, 2017

swamp whopper

Is that big decomposing shit just sittin at the bottom of the toilet for a long period of time because some ass hole didn't flush.

Who is the asshole that left the swamp whopper in the bathroom.

by Super Steve May 17, 2017

swamp grease

When your woman is horny and ready

Hey man she is full of swamp grease and ready for my penis to pump her up

by Wsjr6023 April 27, 2017

Swamp fingers

The smell of your fingers after fingering a girl who has a fishy scent

"Damn dude, last night Amy gave me swamp fingers"

by Swamp finger man June 7, 2018

swamp eye

when a girl is giving oral the males cum then gets in her eye

Rebecca got Garret's cum in her eye so now she had swamp eye

by swamp watt August 31, 2016

Swamp Donkey

A large northern pike lurking in the depths of Canadian fishing waters

I caught a huge swamp donkey trolling in Schmidt Lake.

by Jonny Norther May 27, 2019

Swamp Trap

When a guest defecates in your bathroom, then takes a long hot shower, then, closing the door, leaves all the poopstink and smothering humidity for the next poor visitor to discover. This can be either intentional or unintentional.

My friend was raised with some terribly bad habits, and whenever he comes over I have to try to police the gross inconsiderate things he does, but somehow no matter how conscientious I am, I always end up stumbling unexpectedly into a Swamp Trap.

by wordsloth January 11, 2015